The Alec Song

This song was inspired on Saturday, when I walked into the door after being gone all day to see Darrell with a very tired and pinched look on his face. When I asked him what was wrong, I got a laundry list of toddler antics that had filled his day. Sing to the tune of "The Mulberry Bush":

"This is the way I burn my finger
Burn my finger, burn my finger
This is the way I burn my finger
When Mommy's gone for the day.

This is the way I spill the juice
the whole container, the whole container
This is the way I spill the juice
When Mommy's gone for the day.

This is the way I eat Daddy's shaving cream
Eat Daddy's shaving cream, eat Daddy's shaving cream
This is the way I eat Daddy's shaving cream
When Mommy's gone for the day.

This is the way I break the computer desk
Break the computer desk, break the computer desk,
This is the way I break the computer desk
When Mommy's gone for the day.

This is the way I drive Daddy nuts
Drive Daddy nuts, drive Daddy nuts,
This is the way I drive Daddy nuts,
When Mommy's gone for the day!"

Enough said!